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extreme makeover: home edition
  • girl: i kinda like horses
  • ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
I hate my friends

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

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But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

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Cry

gorgeousdarren:

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

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raeosunshine:

I signed a year-long lease )8


lindsayolohan:

damnitgeorge:

IT’S FUCKING BACK YES

ASISGSHISIEIEIWIWIHEIEIEUEUEIE

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